Meri patni ne muskurate hue kaha “Tum dono baitho baatein karo. Main tum dono ke liye chai bana kar laati hun.” Sonam ne meri taraf dekhte hue kaha “Jiju aap to aaj bhi kitne fit aur handsome ho!” 40 ki age me bhi. Maine bhi uski taarif me kaha “Aur tum bhi to pehle se kitni sundar aur jawan ho gayi ho.” Aur phir jab meri patni chai le aayi to hum teeno baith kar baatein karne lage.
Chai ki chuskiyon ke beech meri nigaahein baar-baar chori-chori Sonam par ja tikti thi. Wo bhi shayad ye mehsoos kar rahi thi kyunki uski halki muskaan aur kabhi-kabhi jhukti nazrein bata rahi thi ki Sonam bhi mujhe bha gayi thi. Uske har andaaz me ek anokhi ada thi jo mere dil ko chhu rahi thi. Main uski masoomiyat aur uske naye roop ke beech kahin kho sa gaya tha. Raat ho chuki thi. Dinner ke baad sab apne kamron me the.
Main bathroom se naha kar bahar nikla sirf ek towel lapete hue. Mera mood thoda masti bhara tha aur main seedha apni patni ke kamre ki taraf badha. Shayad main use chhedne ke mood me tha. Jaise hi main kamre ke darwaze par pahuncha maine jaan-bujh kar towel gira diya ye soch kar ki meri patni Rani hi saamne hogi. Par meri aankhen phati ki phati reh gayi jab saamne Rani ki jagah Sonam khadi thi!
Hum dono ek-doosre ko dekh kar jhemp gaye. Ek pal ke liye to jaise saansen hi tham si gayi thin. Maine jhat se towel uthane ke liye neeche dekha par us pal maine notice kiya ki Sonam ki nigaahein mere ‘land’ par tiki hui thin. Aur meri nazrein uski ubharti hui ‘boobs’ par ja atki thin. Wo pal ajeeb tha sharmindagi se bhara par kahin na kahin ek anjani si chingaari bhi usme maujood thi.
Hum dono tezi se apni nazrein chura gaye jaise kuch hua hi na ho. Raat gehri ho chuki thi par meri aankhon se neend koso door thi. Jaise hi main aankhen band karta Sonam ke wo ubharte hue ‘boobs’ meri aankhon ke saamne aa jaate. Wo slim thi par uske ‘boobs’ waqai me kaafi bhare hue the. Udhar Sonam ko bhi neend nahi aa rahi thi. Wo bistar par karwat badal rahi thi aur uske dimaag me bas wahi tasveer ghoom rahi thi.
Uske mann me chal raha tha “Wow kya ‘land’ tha jiju ka! Mera mann to us ‘land’ ko pakadne ko ho raha hai.” Hum dono ek hi chhat ke neeche alag-alag kamron me ek-doosre ke khayalon me khoye hue the.
Agli subah Rani ne mujhse kaha “Kumar tum Sonam ko bazaar le jao use kuch shopping karni hai. Main chali jaati par mujhe ghar me bahut kaam hai.”
Ye sunte hi mere mann me to jaise laddu phootne lage! Ye ek aisa mauka tha jiske baare me main raat bhar soch raha tha aur ab khud kismat ne mujhe ye sunhara avsar de diya tha. Mere chehre par ek halki muskaan aa gayi jise maine Rani se chhupaane ki koshish ki. Aur phir main Sonam ko apni bike par bitha kar bazaar le ja raha tha.
Raaste me main jaan-bujh kar thodi tezi se aur jhatke de kar bike chala raha tha taaki brakes lagaane par Sonam mujhse aur zyada lipat jaaye. Aur wahi hua! Har jhatke par wo aur qareeb aati aur uske ‘boobs’ meri peeth se takraane lagte. Wo ehsaas anokha tha.
Sonam ne halki hansi ke saath kaha “Jiju aap bade shararti ho!”
Uske is andaaz ne mere dil ki dhadkanon ko aur tez kar diya. Hum pehle ek shopping mall gaye. Sonam ne wahan apne liye kuch naye kapde chune, jeans aur top aur saath hi ek khoobsurat pink colour ki bra bhi. Jab wo changing room me bra try karne gayi to main bahar uske paas hi khada tha. Mere andar ek ajeeb si bechaini aur utsukta thi ye soch kar ki wo andar kya kar rahi hogi. Aur phir changing room ke andar se Sonam ki awaaz aayi
Sonam: “Jiju please ye hook laga do bra ka mujhse nahi lag raha.”
Uske shabdon ne mere andar ek halchal si macha di. Main hairaan bhi tha aur thoda ghabraya hua bhi par maine apne aapko sambhala aur uski madad karne ke liye andar chala gaya. Jaise hi maine hook lagaane ki koshish ki wo toot gaya aur bra neeche gir gayi. Sonam ke dono bade ‘boobs’ mere saamne the. Is nazare ko dekh kar mera ‘land’ upar ho gaya aur Sonam ki ‘chut’ ko chhoone laga. Hum dono ek pal ke liye thithak gaye hairaan aur thode se sahme hue. Thodi der tak hum dono chup-chaap khade rahe us ajeeb se pal ko samajhne ki koshish karte hue. Phir Sonam ne sharmindagi todte hue kaha Sali ka figure dekh jija hua bekabu
Sonam- “Lagta hai ye bra size me chhoti hai isliye hook toot gaya hai jiju.”
Maine uski aankhon me dekha aur dheere se jawab diya
Main- “Nahi Sonam ye bra ka size barabar hai bas tumhare ‘boobs’ bade ho gaye hain.”
Meri baat sunkar uske chehre par halki si laali chha gayi. Sonam ne ek gehri saans li aur dheere se kaha
Sonam- “Oh achha isliye aapka ‘land’ khada ho gaya aur meri ‘chut’ ke hothon ko chhu raha hai.”
Maine uski aankhon me dekhte hue jawab diya “Haan lagta hai tumhare ‘papeete’ ki tarah tumhari ‘chut’ bhi mere ‘land’ ko pasand aa gayi hogi.”
Hum dono ke beech ek anjani si garmaahat badh rahi thi jise hum shabdon me bayaan nahi kar sakte the. Aur phir jaise-taise hum dono change room se bahar aaye. Us pal ki sharmindagi aur uttejana ab bhi hawa me ghuli hui thi. Humne mall se nikal kar ek restaurant ka rukh kiya jahan humne ek saath baith kar cold coffee pi. Baaton-baaton me maine jaan-bujh kar apna paun Sonam ke paun se chhed raha tha.
Wo kuch nahi bol rahi thi bas halki si muskurahat uske hothon par thi aur uski nazrein meri nazron se milne se katara rahi thi. Uska chup rehna hi sab kuch keh raha tha. Agli raat qareeb 1 ya 2 baje ke beech meri neend khuli aur main paani peene ke liye utha. Tabhi mujhe Sonam ke kamre se kuch ajeeb si awaaz sunayi di. Main dheere se uske kamre ki khidki ke paas gaya aur andar jhaanka.
Sonam bed par baithi thi apne ghutnon ko upar kiye hue aur uske muh se halki “Ahhhh… ahhhh” ki awaaz aa rahi thi. Us pal mujhe yakeen ho gaya ki wo apni ‘billi’ me ungli kar rahi hai. Ek anjani si aag mere andar bhi bhadak uthi. Aur tabhi uski awaazon me mera naam bhi ghulne laga “Ahhhh… jiju… aur zor karo… aur zor se karo…” Uske muh se halki siskiyan nikal rahi thi.
Ye sab sunkar aur dekh kar mera ‘land’ ek baar phir se khada ho gaya. Ek ajeeb si uttejana aur bechaini ne mujhe gher liya. Main wahan se hat nahi pa raha tha us pal ka gawah bante hue. Aur phir mera haath apne aap mere ‘land’ par chala gaya. Uski awaazen aur uski tasveer mere dimaag me ghoom rahi thi aur main apne ‘land’ ko hilane laga. Thodi der me ‘land’ ne apna paani chhod diya aur main wahin khidki ke paas haanfte hue khada raha ek ajeeb se ehsaas ke saath.
Phir achanak se hum dono ki nazar ek-doosre par padi. Ek pal ke liye to jaise saansen hi ruk gayi thi. Sonam ne jhat se kambal odh liya aur main wahan se palat kar apne kamre ki taraf nikal gaya. Sali ka figure dekh jija hua bekabu
Par us pal mujhe itna to pata chal gaya tha ki Sonam bhi pyaasi thi aur uske andar bhi wahi aag thi jo mere andar thi. Aur ab ye aag main hi bujhaunga. Agli subah nashten ke table par Sonam mujhse nazrein chura rahi thi aur hum dono ke beech ek ajeeb si khamoshi chhayi hui thi. Koi kuch nahi bol raha tha.
Tabhi Rani ne hum dono ko dekh kar kaha “Tum dono chup kyun ho? Kya hua hai?”
Hum dono ne ek saath jhat se keh diya “Kuch nahi!” par hamare chehron par aur awaaz me jo hichkichahat thi wo sab kuch bayaan kar rahi thi. Rani ne shayad dhyan nahi diya ya usne nazarandaaz kar diya. Par hum dono jaante the ki raat ka raaz ab hamare beech ek nayi deewar khadi kar chuka tha. Rani ne phir kaha “Achha theek hai aaj mujhe bahar jaana hai apni saheli ke ghar. Kumar tum ghar par hi rehna Sonam akeli hogi.”
Uske in shabdon ne mere andar ki khushi ko double kar diya. Maine mann hi mann socha “Wah! Mujhe to saamne se mauka mil gaya hai.” Mere chehre par ek muskaan phail gayi aur main Rani ke jaane ka intezaar karne laga. Aaj ka din kuch khaas hone wala tha. Rani ke jaane ke baad Sonam bathroom me nahaane gayi thi. Main uske peeche-peeche bathroom me ghus gaya. Darwaze ka lock kharab tha isliye wo khul gaya. Andar Sonam sirf towel me khadi thi.
Jaise hi main andar gaya maine peeche se Sonam ko pakad liya. Uska badan mere badan se takraya aur hum dono ek pal ke liye saans rok kar khade rahe. Phir Sonam meri taraf mudi to uska towel neeche gir gaya. Us pal mujhe uski ‘chut’ aur bade ‘boobs’ ke poore darshan ho gaye. Usne sharm se apni aankhen band kar li thi kyunki mera ‘land’ uske bilkul saamne khada tha. Hum dono ke beech ki doori ab khatam ho chuki thi aur hawa me ek gehra ehsaas tair raha tha.
Bathroom wala scene to next level tha, dil garden-garden ho gaya
ReplyDeleteNext part jaldi lao bhai, ab dil nahi lag raha wait karne me
ReplyDeleteChanging room me bra tootne wala moment 😂 pure masti
ReplyDelete